Well, I suppose everything that has been happening has happened. There's nothing interesting here and it's become quite increasingly boring for the past couple of weeks. Come on, you officials, isn't it your job to keep the competitors busy with your little games and to make us occupied with whatever we need to have? Besides the fighting that we ( Read more... )

At least this place has been relatively quiet for the past week or so. Though, my team has won. I knew my tactic would work soon enough, and the team we won against was truly pathetic. PATHETIC. Haha, this is surely a revelation in itself!

( Private, mortals. )

Oh, dear. Have I gotten lazy in updating this thing? Pah, it's considered a sin since none of you have been enlightened on what I have been doing!

My dear teammates, please contact me. We have to get the fight completed and done so that we don't shame my name around here.

( PRIVATE. )

All right, I leave for six days and what happens? Basically wankage and brief stupidity. Siiiigh. I haven't heard from Goku or Gumshoe. I wonder if I'll have to fight the battles myself. If I have to, I will, there is NO reason for ANY insubordination or ridiculous departures without my current reason as to of why! If you two asinine male jerks ( Read more... )

Well, it looks like that the officials are treating me better. I applaud them all. Thank you for allowing me to have my to be personal chef in my room. Again, thank you.

But, looks like we have a new member to our team.

Gumshoe? I want no insubordination from you. Got it? Good.

Ah, so...Friday the 13th passed. I'm rather quite fond of that day. Especially when there is so much havoc and mayhem to be passed around to scare the superstious folk around here ( Read more... )

Oh, look. I found pandemonium. And, guess what? It wasn't brought by me! Oh no, am I losing my touch?

Anyway, I've been training vigourously for the past three days with little to no rest. And, to the officials, I'm terribly sorry, but it looks like I made a terrible mess of it all, but it's in good shape! What? I need to train in this miserable ( Read more... )

I recieved a letter from my Anaminates. It was on about what they saw me do. Honestly, can't they solve their own damn problems without barking to me wanting to be fed?! I wonder if they have any brains...wait, of course not. My Anaminates are clearly stupid and they can't do anything on their own without their commanding officer to tell them every ( Read more... )

If anyone knows where about half of my clothes went, I'd be...thankful. Don't worry, I won't kill anyone.

Yet.

[ See the strikeout? Deleted. ]

Anaminates~~! Guess what? You know that special black phone I had on Shadow Galactica? Apparently, I have it here on Earth. Oh, isn't that marvelous? I can see just what you're doing up in Shadow Galactica while I'm away from the kingdom. And, if I find you doing anything inappropriate, why, I just might torture you again! Oh, isn't that fun ( Read more... )