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I need a shock collar to combat this confusion.
Whatever happened to women claiming the monopoly on stop/start antics? Next he'll be pulling me aside to tell me that he likes men too ( Read more... ) -
How awesome will it be?
Do you ever gag when you realize that someone you intensely dislike has listed the same interests as you? Especially when its something you know they hated until it hit mainstream.
Also: I really want a pair of Jimmy Choo boots, in red leather. -
They were treasures to me.
I bawled over this. Is it really so surprising that I cry over animals before I'll get upset over people?
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I have champagne with raspberry juice and more raspberries floating in it. Its freaking delicious.
But I really want Pimm's. -
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Let me rephrase: tastefully done nudes are classy. Snorting cocaine just dropkicks you to the bottom of the ladder ( Read more... ) -
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My neighbors are having some kind of sex party ( Read more... ) -
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The "Give me my horse back bitch!" drama continues ( Read more... ) -
Lately.
I started my job with CACI and got promoted in a week, I'm making twice what I've ever made in my life with the exception of my brief stint as a waitress ( Read more... ) -
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My job was cool for all of five seconds until they told us we were going to be in a different building. Okay, sure. Different building, its still within walking distance of the Metro right? WRONG ( Read more... ) -
I can has job now!
I start tomorrow ( Read more... )
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