bowling for burgers

[goldenage]

Who wants to go out for hamburgers with me sometime? I sure would love to bite into some juicy fried cow flesh flanked with two pieces of bread and dripping with ketchup. Mmm...I love hamburgers more than President Bush loves killing impoverished muslim children. I am like President Bush in that I too enjoy feasting upon the burnt flesh of the

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[xquisitededguy]

I'll go out with you for hamburgers sometime. No, it won't be a date or anything, 'cause it takes a lot more than hamburgers to get me to put out. And, since that's what you do on a date, it won't be one of those.

[goldenage]

Mental Note: "Don't forget to the roofies."