I should have won that Grammy, too! But they didn't like the fact that I talk about mating with Alanis Morissette in every one of my songs. They also didn't like the fact that I show up on stage wearing only a loincloth. Bastards! Bastards! Bastards!
Dude, I hear ya. They should have a separate category for "Caveman Artist of The Year" so that you can finally get the recognition you deserve.
I mean, if they're gonna give awards to that irrelevant neo-classical bullshit, they should also honor the accomplishments of our nations proud caveman singers.
You are yet another link in an ancient chain, a time-honored American tradition.
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*eyes glowing red* I must destroy.
--yansa!
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I mean, if they're gonna give awards to that irrelevant neo-classical bullshit, they should also honor the accomplishments of our nations proud caveman singers.
You are yet another link in an ancient chain, a time-honored American tradition.
Keep on fighting the good fight, sir!
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