Yesterday I went I saw Vanilli in concert. Let me tell you something..he's nothing without Milli! Or is it the other way around? He came on stage, did his little running dance move then fell to the ground in tears. He was quickly carried off stage by the world's largest gay man wearing the world's smallest hat. I tell you, it completely ruined ( Read more... )

To all you middle-class suburbanites who go on-line and bitch and whine about how life is soooo hard, and how ohhh whoah is me and this person is an asshole and this person doesn't like me and ohhh edmonton sucks and ....goth this and punk that and wahhh wahhh wahhh! Here's a special message for you all....fuck the hell off! You all suck some ( Read more... )

Played virtual golf at Golfanatics today....shot 68! Thank god all the puts are straight and true, and never longer than 30 feet! Ripped two holes in their screen. Was playing a little angry. Hope I don't hit anyone with a drive this year for surely they will be killed. Angry angry swing ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who thought the Pixies stunk!! Thought so!! Today I shot my first round of golf in 18 months... shot an 85. Worst round in 5 years...expected that tho!! There sure were some hot Jasper chix in the bar on Sunday...gonna go visit them next weekend...gotta dj the Pirate Wench clambake on Friday!!! Think I'm gonna dress up as ( Read more... )

I'm a fool!

I just finished erasing all my previous posts. Tearing down everything off the walls in my house. Renaming my cat (Binky). Planning new renovations for the club. I think I'm even gonna change my name to something like Moonbeam or Skyler. My new DJ name is DJ I'm Sorry! For real. Why? Cause ever since my brother passed 2 years ago I've gone ( Read more... )