[Accidental Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash's journal decides to start recording, catching the gunman sitting by the fountain looking rather grumpy. That's probably because he's dressed in a really fake looking frog suit with huge googly eyes on his forehead. His face is also smeared with green paint. He mutters grumpily to himself as he sits near the water.]This really had better be

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[honorbeforeall]

[You need a princess, Vash? Because here comes Princess Karai, tripping past you in a lavish ballgown and a pair of sparkly ... tabi slippers. :|]

[goldenglasses]

[Is that Karai... in a dress? Sweet!] ANGEL! I need your help sweet princess!

[honorbeforeall]

[And coming to a stop in order to stare daggers at you. You look ridiculous. She opens her mouth to tell you so.]

Whatever is the matter, dear frog?

[...

...that clearly translates to don't call me Angel, okay.]

[goldenglasses]

[Gotcha! He'll keep doing it then!]

Oh beautiful princess of the angels! A nasty witch turned me into a frog! I think? And I need a kiss from the most beautiful princess in the land to free me!

[honorbeforeall]

I am not the most beautiful princess in the land. Alas, I cannot help you.

[However, she sounds ...apologetic. What is this. She hates this experiment.]

[goldenglasses]

I know no one should argue with a princess, but I have to disagree with that. Kiss me and turn me back into a prince and we'll know it true!

[honorbeforeall]

[Karai has little time for your silly antics, not least of all because she knows you're not a prince. However, as she turns to run away, one of her sparkling tabi slippers ...slides right off her foot and goes flying... right into the fountain by Vash.

...oh. Dammit.]

[goldenglasses]

Don't worry my princess! I will save your shoe! [Hoping practically INTO the fountain to fish it out.

[honorbeforeall]

Very well. [...dammit. She shifts and tries to think of something to say.]

In return, I shall give you a kiss.

[..wait, that wasn't it. DX]

[goldenglasses]

[W-wait, really!] Right away my princess! [Jumping INTO the fountain and digging up that shoe faster than she can probably blink he's out again, down on one knee, holding the slipper.] Your shoe my princess!

[honorbeforeall]

[...

...snatching that shoe and running away. Feel free to give chase. |D]

[goldenglasses]

W-wait! What about my kiss! [HOPPING AFTER!]

[honorbeforeall]

[But the princess, once recovering her shoe, had forgotten all about the promise she made to the frog and skipped gaily away to her home.

Aka SCREW YOU, VASH.]

[goldenglasses]

Wait my princess! Wait! [Damn, hoping may work for real frogs, but not for Vash. He quickly loses sight of Karai.

Good thing he knows where she lives, huh?

So he'll just go knock-knock-knocking on heaven's door and hope that his angel is home!]

[honorbeforeall]

[Karai is home, but only because she had to dry out her sopping sparkling tabi with a hairdryer. When she hears the door knocking, she skips to the door and opens it all expectant--

Oh.]

It's you.

[goldenglasses]

Hi again! You were so excited about your shoe you forgot the kiss you promised me!