Why can't 30 be the new 30? Everyone always talks about how 40 is the 30, 30 is the new 20, etc. How about we be our actual age without fear? When someone asks me how old I am, I reply with the truth. I am 30 years old. I know you all are gasping in shock at a woman who will state her own age, and even more shocking my weight. I weigh 128lbs. Who ( Read more... )

I just heard a sentence uttered in a Law Firm located in the South of Missouri.

"I'm a lollipop, ain't I, baby?"

These are the times in which I would like to deliver a roundhouse kick to the throat instead of a frosty smile and an "Excuse me, sir?".

Oh I just love my job. The mold on the butt of humanity crawls out of the crack to see me. The ( Read more... )

I would truly like to know if anyone, and I do mean anyone has ever asked a Wal-Mart employee where an item is located and said employee know where it is.

I firmly believe that in orientation these employees are taught to always pretend they have no idea where anything is, and that they are in fact lice picking monkeys who can't find their ass with ( Read more... )

I had the most amazing lunch. Mushroom and Wild Rice soup in a sourdough bread bowl. Yummy. The experience was extra special due to somehow dropping a chunk of rice into my cleavage. I winced and attempted to remove it, I was thwarted by a client walking in. What to do? I left it. They couldn't see it, though I could feel it, seriously gross.

The ( Read more... )

It is getting closer to Spring, I am so excited. I love warm weather.

Love it!

Lu woke me up this morning whispering "Happy birthday mama".

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm surprised, I thought I cancelled all birthdays after last year.