my life is so dissapointing right now, i mean c'mon, i don't even have any guinea pigs to cuddle up to! meredith came into bed with me this morning and flaunted her wet 30FF breasts in my face, i was shocked and appaled but again DISSAPOINTED, why was it not the cock of some dripping wet buffting or better yet, a fluffy rodent crawling over me! i' ( Read more... )

oh the chap were really incredible last night, i think. i don't think i like the montague arms very much anymore; it's filled with really old drunken punks and men who wear trench coats and probably get their cocks out to show the young ladies or something equally as pervy. it's also the smallest place ever, comparable to a couple of school ( Read more... )

we're watching zombie movies in black and white on our tv right now and it's not even scary in the slightest; hours and hours of resident evil with unlimited acid rounds has hardened me to all this shit, oh man. we also just came home drunk from a night out at the union, it was 'happy tuesday' kinda like the band happy mondays and i guess it is a ( Read more... )

i was just in lewisham shopping, you know, like i do and i was standing eating a sandwich outside the post office, a gregg's sandwich which are so shocking, when this guy who was preaching the bible decided to take time to laugh at me and tell me i had mayonaise all over my face. this makes me think that i probably shouldn't eat in public anymore ( Read more... )

http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html

she's so amazing

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i'm stood on the table scared out of my life, a mouse just ran at my face!

today was my first day of work and it was really too much to take in. it is just so breathtaking, the building itself is really awesome with a huge glass window overlooking greenwich church street. it has four main screens with towelling on the seats? there is also an special screening room downstairs with moveable leather armchairs and a separate ( Read more... )

i am back in thanet where the sun always shines, the salt air erodes away the brickwork of my house and the internet is 2mb. it is toby's grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary and i am led to believe there is an extraordinary buffet. my mother has given me a bicycle which i must take back on the train with me and spray paint another colour, i'm ( Read more... )

we just painted our country farmhouse kitchen 'lemon ice', how cheerful. everybody has moved in now and so it begins. the fun that is. all the paint fumes have gone to my head and i can't really think what to write here but i am certain lots of things have happened recently. lots of nice people have come to love and visit me at drakefell road, ( Read more... )