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[goldensoundzz]

i was just in lewisham shopping, you know, like i do and i was standing eating a sandwich outside the post office, a gregg's sandwich which are so shocking, when this guy who was preaching the bible decided to take time to laugh at me and tell me i had mayonaise all over my face. this makes me think that i probably shouldn't eat in public anymore

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[modest_heat]

i think 'misogyny' is a good name for a guinea pig.

[olivesandwax]

pronounced misoguinea

[goldensoundzz]

haha brilliant, so so brilliant, it's a finalist!

[tellthemstories]

I had about 35 guinea pigs at one point when I was a child, all of them with names starting with G except for Butch, who died by being eaten alive by maggots from the inside. He had sex with his mum.

[goldensoundzz]

i'm so terrified by...fly strike, is that what it is called? fuck!

[tellthemstories]

Yes that is what it's called. I worked at a vets once and a rabbit came in with flystrike under its skin. The vet picked it up and the rabbit fell back into the box but the vet was still holding it's skin. Horrid!
But like, I'm sure that won't happen to your guinea pigs atall. Especioally if you keep their bums clean.
I am in London again this weekend, we must meet up. I am sorry I couldn't meet you on saturday or sunday. Saturday was really manic and busy and sunday I was on a comedown from too many pills and needed a bed and tea and a bath.
Hopefully see you soon amazing Skyeman!

[jemjems]

I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR GUINEA PIGS!

call the other one janice

[brianbelukha]

my friend in london might be looking for a home for her two guineas soon.

[goldensoundzz]

oh man contact details NOW!x

[robynabank]

i personally love the name beatrix for any thing that needs to be named ever...
xoxo