yeah im kinda fed up of everyone lying so just to clear a few things up. Selina hasnt ever beaten me up, she hasnt ever beaten Rachelle up, in fact shes never beaten anyone up. also we're not in the habit of coming onto Rachelles sister in the Lido toilets. we're not in the habit of having anything to do with fugly cunts or their sisters. also i'm ( Read more... )

myspace is down and i just have to rant so livejournal hello. gah. student loans company are a bunch of mentals. asking me about details i put down a year ago. oddly enough for my two emergency contacts i put Selina Coomes (not tolfree, took ten minutes to work out why coomes didnt work) and Matthew Still. the curly haired beast of wonderment who ( Read more... )

no update. just a bit of webhosting.

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its all a song that jolts a memory ( Read more... )

today i got my student loan. and now we have some money saved for our homo. being the rich smug bastards we are, we are trying to save bout 2500 - 3000 bucks to mvoe in with so we can get all settled and stuff. me and selina went for a big fatass brekki in wetherspoons and observed all the single old man alcoholics. i always wodnered why they dont ( Read more... )

today i feel glum. the kind of glum where within the firstf ew seconds of beng awake, before id even got out of bed. i already sighed at the perpetual nothingness that today will become. i dont know whats wrong with me. im just bored of everything. i have to do some research on "caring for the disoriented patient". i cant be bothered. i also have ( Read more... )

today im that kind of hungover where my belly is constantly a bit funky and i want to drink constantly (water that is) last night was every bit the beautiful reunion i imagined it to be. me and merrill went to spoons to meet rob (dylan) and ollie. our cosy little foursome soon exploded into about 16 people including pennys housemates and fellow ( Read more... )

good news everyone IM NOT A CRIMINAL! i got my crb form today proving that i have never been prosecuted over anything. i was scared becase i did get arrested once, but thats not on there so i suppose thats all good :D (it was for criminal damage ( Read more... )

im sat at selinas house on my own (cept the kitty kats of course, meow!) they told me to "do the dishwasher". i dont know what this means. fill it up? empty it?or mount it and dry hump it ( Read more... )