i feel like when your roomates invite someone into your house, that person should probably not hit on you. like, hmm this is kind of my house and i havent invited you here but you are in my space so please do not watch me make my dinner like you have never seen someone cook before because i feel like its kind of invasive? maybe i am oversensitive ( Read more... )

is unbearably long? although i suppose that it is my own gosh darn fault for going to prague in the middle of it. which was SUPER COOL. i saw a life-sized wax doll of the baby jesus. which means it was pretty small. but large in awesomeness. it also had a crown. but then i felt shitty for gawking rudely at something that people were praying ( Read more... )

incompatibility is the spice of life as long as he has income and she is pattable.

in my land, women are for advancing the race, not fighting men's battles!

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dear diary,

my teen angst bullshit has a body count.