You know those feeder mice? The ones bred and raised just to make a good meal for some snake? The helpless ones that are cute but their fate is already chosen for them and it's just a matter of time before they're eaten alive?

Yeah?

Well that's me.

I didn't think life could get this bad again.
I'm wondering when I won't be dealt the short

Dear Sadie,

Next time you decide to drink, keep in mind you have a low tolerance. 3 shots of Vodka on an empty stomach do not mix well and will only result in a shit-faced Sadie vomiting all over the place. Try not to drink so much that you turn into a crying douche bag in front of Malie's mother. K? Thanks.

Love,

bahaha


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