i just bit into the shittiest apple ever.

im alone...

and sad...

and alone...

TYPING WITH CAPS GETS MY POINT ACROSS.

wow. so no more redbulls and vodka for me. I just got up for work and I can feel my heart beeting the shit out of my chest. I dont want to move because every time I do it goes even more nuts-oid. not a nice feeling to wake up to.

so I'm pretty sure my tits were hanging out of my shirt all day at work today and nobody said anything to me about it. I only noticed how loose my shirt was after I got home and I was leaning over infront of a mirror talking to myself.

fuckers.

you know whats lame? when girls get drunk and take too many pictures of themselves.

does anyone else feel a little uneasy about the fact that there are more ipods on this planet than people? Like their going to get angry and fight back...they could take us. their like ants.

I sometimes really wish I were a sociopath. feeling shit is such a bitch. especially when its against your will. which is always.

I really want to see a guy wack off with a puppet. I think that would be really funny.

I get really bored when people try to explain their dreams to me in detail.

I wasnt there. I dont care.