It really did:

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/09/texts-from-my-cat/

The pattern is not mine.  See here for pattern:  http://www.etsy.com/listing/104274760/sherlock-holmes-mind-palace-pillow-chart?ref=related-2Read more... )

SALESMAN: Is [insert my dad's name here] available?

ME: No, sorry.

SALESMAN:  Is this the missus by any chance?

ME:  ?????????????????????

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ME: Hello ( Read more... )

Lacunae
John was closing his June 25th copy of the Daily Mail when he first realized what he had not seen since it happened.

A thousand articles answered the same question: Why did he do it?“Brook and Holmes - Lovers ( Read more... )

Obliteration
“...personally responsible for over eight thousand deaths and implicated in tens of thousands more...”He could still remember every nuance of the government official’s voice, reading the statement on live television ( Read more... )

This dog.

( The rest under the cut because it's inordinately long and basically just me telling a story about my dog because I love my dog. )

4. "The Star Spangled Banner" (Francis Scott Key)
7. "The Rape of the Lock" (Alexander Pope) oops.  actually Walter Scott ( Read more... )

So, as some of you know, I have my Sherlock fanfiction organized within what I call my Operating System Universe.  It's in these categories ( Read more... )

Unpredictable

Even at Mrs. Hudson’s rate, Sherlock was going to have to find a flatmate. And that was tricky business. He needed someone who would leave him to his work, who would not mind his hours or his scientific equipment. No students - they were too loud and very temporary ( Read more... )

From this day forward


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