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a thing of some
So I just realized something. And by "just" I don't mean within the past five minutes. I mean about maybe five days ago. And I'm sure I was subconciously aware of it, but it just recently dawned on me...you know you're not in a position to succeed in life if your obligation is to constantly kiss ass to the people who treat you like shit. Like at ( Read more... ) -
the origin of "Forkie"
Dangit. I liked being enigmatic. But I'm telling the tale.
In two versions: The short version and the long version.
Here's the short version:
I don't know.
And here's the long version:
Once upon a FRICKIN' time... there was a little group of freshmen girls who frolicked the hallways of school together and wreaked havoc upon their little ( Read more... ) -
mkay
I found out who I'm going to marry.
A blonde...
Jewish...
Mexican.
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There has to be one somewhere. And he's mine. So don't take him. -
spelunking the old documents
Holy crap, look what I found ( Read more... ) -
Phone book musings
Yah...when I went to watch my friends skydiving, they took forever to suit up and whatnot and I was just sitting in the car wishing I had something to write on and I found a phonebook underneath one of the seats and began writing on the pages. It was quite convenient ( Read more... ) -
Milk was a bad choice!
Well it was.
And yoink.
The current top 46 books from whatshouldireadnext.com. Bold the books you have read. Italicize the books you might read. Leave the rest.
1. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
2. The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
3. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
4. The Great Gatsby - F.Scott Fitzgerald
5. ( Read more... ) -
no no no i like milk
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Ack.
Am I the only one who can't seem to figure out this stupid website?
Anyone? Anyone?
Bye. -
Wow. That was a waste of half an hour of my life
Well, this WAS about my opinion on the Emmy nominations...but I went to check on what TAGS were and then pushed the back button and then...it just...disappeared. Thanks, livejournal. Now I remember why I never go on here anymore. -
Merry Christmas!
Shyeah, I know it's politically incorrect but so am I. Derrrrrrr. How do I change my name? (ponders) Dad: (after watching Hero) Go to bed. Me: I thought you were watching your movie about Chinese people. Ooo, hey, I gotta go. But isn't Pretty Guy just so pretty? (daydreams about Pretty Guy) So pretty... The end.