[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there

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[yourhatred]

...Greetings, gatekeeper.

[Itachi stops, arms crossed over his chest, still playing the part of a Native American trickster.]

[gomugomunopwn]

Greetings, Man of Red Eyes---

[... is that a bird hat that guys wearing?]

Ah! Are you a part of the bird hat people village, lad? [He didn't just make that up honest.] Strong race of people those are! I've had to fight many in my day.

[yourhatred]

Then certainly you know I'm hardly a threat.

What are you blocking me from?

[gomugomunopwn]

Haven't you been paying attention to the stuff going on!? Kids these days never pay attention to anything. [Even if you are older than him shut up.]

I'm protecting you from the EVIL that's outside! Why just the other day I even had to fight a powerful dark wizard--!

[capital_justice]

[And Flynn just wanted to leave the store and get back to being somewhat villainous to the best of his ability after getting a snack. And what does he have blocking his path? Luffy, of course. And it's Luffy spouting nonsense to boot. Isn't that just a grand sight that Flynn would surely appreciate.

Yeah, no.] What nonsense are you yelling? I will pass if I wish! [And as if to prove his point, he's going to attempt to walk right past him without another word.]

[gomugomunopwn]

And I said NO!!

[He's just going to block his path so he can't get back.]

Don't you know the mere twinkle of my nose could move mountains child? Imagine what a sneeze would do to you!

[capital_justice]

[Oh, is this how it's going to be? Idle threats.]

I doubt a sneeze coming from an old man such as yourself will do any good other than spread century old disease. Move out of my way.

[gomugomunopwn]

Oh, yeah well-- that's why you smell! [That'll show you!]

I'm definitely not moving! If you want to get by then make me, boy!

[mikangirl]

[Luffy, do you mind? She has to go give mikans to princesses, damn you. Nami pauses in the doorway and eyes him.]

Why not?

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[gomugomunopwn]

Because.... it's dangerous!

[See! He has logic on his side.]

But I know you won't stay by normal means! So behold!!! [He holds out the staff sideways.] The power of my staff...

[gomugomunopwn]

AS IT TURNS INTO A MIGHTY SNAKE!!

[gomugomunopwn]

[Drops it on the ground.

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[ahardwiredheart]

[Well this is a surprise. He was leaving the the stall in a public bathroom. Yeah I want to make Luffy block him there just to make things awkward.]

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[gomugomunopwn]

[Ffffffff.

Well if you're just gonna stand there not saying anything, then he's gonna watch you not saying anything.]

[ahardwiredheart]

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[Okay, after about 10 seconds, he's impatient enough.]

Why can't I pass?

[gomugomunopwn]

Because! With all the stuff happening outside you'll surely be stricken down by dark forgery. [Sorcery.] Can't you see that?

[lost_pig_boy]

Why not? I have a girl to find?

[gomugomunopwn]

A girl? Why would I tell you to find a girl...?

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Do you want to find a girl? [Because he can just... have you search for people randomly. He hasn't seen Noel in a while actually.]

[lost_pig_boy]

It doesn't concern you.

Why were screaming anyway?

[gomugomunopwn]

Isn't it obvious? You were about to go outside!

It's dangerous to go out right now!