[Action || ALSO FORWARD DATED TO OCTOBER 1ST]

[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there

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[boomchucka]

Okaaaaaay. There's no need to shout though.

[gomugomunopwn]

Really? Ah, sorry sorry. I thought you would try to barge your way through!

You know how you whoppershippers get.

[boomchucka]

Whoppershippers?

[gomugomunopwn]

Yeah! That's what old guys like me call young people like you!

[lightningcute]

[First off, IT'S THE LIBRARY, YOU DUMMY, STOP YELLING.

Secondly...]

Um...why not?

[gomugomunopwn]

If you go out there you could get turned into a frog! Or a wolf might blow your house down!

[lightningcute]

[Pao-lin's seen the first, unfortunately. As for the second, though...]

Um...I don't think a wolf would be strong enough to blow any of these buildings down.

[gomugomunopwn]

By goodness are you joking, lad!!? I once seen a wolf blow a bearman across the sea! Have you ever seen a bearman, child!!?

[If they existed they would be huge as feck.]

placeholder I gotta nap before I collapse......

[hiken_ace]

[Luffy, how could you. Ace has birds to sing to and flowers to pick.

No lie, he's got a basket and everything.]

But it's such a nice day out!

S'cool!

[gomugomunopwn]

No it's not! It's all kind of weird stuff going on, just stay in there.

[hiken_ace]

Yeah, I know weird stuff is going on. [Gestures to the dress.]

I haven't been able to take this off all week. But I'd rather go outside than be cramped up in here.

[gomugomunopwn]

But what about "it's better to be cramped in a dress than in chaos"?

[He just made that up.]

[redhairedknight]

[You dare to block a dragon's path? Or, at least, a person who's wearing dragon-like armour who thinks she's a dragon. At any rate, Erza's irritated by this old man who thinks he can stop her.]

Do not meddle with dragons, fool, unless you wish to experience an early and painful demise. [Even when she thinks that she's a giant lizard, Erza's still overly dramatic.]

[gomugomunopwn]

A DRAGON!?

[You look a little different from a regular dragon, but whatever.]

I knew I sensed dragon somewhere nearby! I back down from no man or beast, lad! If you want to get by you'll have to go through me! And that's like a pebble trying to go through a mountain!

[redhairedknight]

[How does Luffy know what a regular dragon looks like?]

[Erza simply laughs it off.] You have it backwards, I'm afraid. For someone like you, trying to stop a dragon is like a leaf trying to fight a tornado! [Plus, she really wants to get into the bakery, but Luffy's kind of standing in the way.]

...Also, I am a woman, not a "lad".

[gomugomunopwn]

[He was one for an event! And he met one while he was one!]

No no no! A wee dragon like you facing up against me is like a mouse trying to out nibble a lion! [This could probably go on forever.]

Oh! .... it's not just for anyone young? [He should really brush up on his Old Man Wizardry speech.]

[magiconcehad]

[... what.]

Uh... are you sure...? I'm getting kind of stir-crazy in here...

[She knows how crazy it is out there. She's been turned into a crocodile already. And seen the friend of hers from downstairs walking around in his underwear while swearing up and down he was fully clothed.]

[gomugomunopwn]

Yeah, I'm sure. If you go outside it'll be really dangerous!

[You could get wrapped up in some kind of odd fairytale. DO YOU WANT SUCH A FATE TO BEFALL YOU!?]

/so late orz

[magiconcehad]

Like... dangerous how?

[SHE DOESN'T THINK FAIRYTALES ARE TOO DANGEROUS?! Unless you know something she doesn't... Did things suddenly get worse?]

S'all good!

[gomugomunopwn]

I don't know just the dangerous kind. Haven't you been seeing all the frog and dragons?