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[gomugomunopwn]

[So your character is planning on leaving their house, or the library, or the store, or the bar, or their apartment, or… well just about anywhere in Luceti. And as soon as they open or even get close to the door there is a Luffy standing there blocking their path. And he is wearing THIS. His fake beard flowing gently in the wind even though there

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[mydearapple]

[Caesar stares. What's with all this yelling? He was just going outside to play with his dog, man.]

Why not?

[gomugomunopwn]

[NO DOG PLAYING WHILE LUFFY IS AROUND.]

Because! Outside is really weird right now. [wavewave]

[mydearapple]

[TELL THAT TO HIS DOG, OLD MAN. That earns an odd look from Caesar.]

...thanks for the warning, but I think I can take care of myself.

[gomugomunopwn]

That's what all you Whoppershippers say! But when it comes down to it, you'll run back inside as soon as you get hurt!

[Freaking WHOPPERSHIPPERS. Geez.]

[manmade_angel]

[She... she can't...? But there's nothing to eat in the house!]

[manmade_angel]

[But he seems very serious with his stick and his beard and all the yelling... she really can't leave, can she?]

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[manmade_angel]

[Not agaaain! Nill's going to be trapped in her empty house forever and she and Haine are going to starve to death.]

[Nill starts crying.]

[gomugomunopwn]

O-oi, what are you crying for!?

[You're acting like you zapped you with wizardry strong enough to break oceans apart! He could do that you know!]

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[fierybluebird]

But it's boring here. I need to run around and be free. [Not fly? If Gandalf!Luffy wasn't bad enough, that has to be suspicious.]

Come on, don't you want to find more adventure? [Insatiable urge to give "heroes" a ride. Check. Although you think he'd be more intimidated by the yelling.]

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[gomugomunopwn]

Ohohohoho. I've had over one hundred years of adventure, lad! You'll understand too when you get to my age! You have plenty of time to go out for adventure!

[Strokes his beard.]

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[fierybluebird]

Not if I sit here waiting for them to come to me.

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[gomugomunopwn]

Nonsense, boy! Have you never played dustbunny bashing!?

[It is the greatest game, really.]

[betmyarm]

[...Well, he was just exiting the bar. For once in his life.

And then this. There's a long pause and some amused staring.]

...Wow. I don't think I've heard that one before.

[gomugomunopwn]

SHANKS!

Did you see all the stuff that's going on? It's definitely a bad idea to go out right now. [Yuuup. He's telling a Yonko that something is too dangerous to go out into.]

1/2

[betmyarm]

[Is it still deadpan if he's smiling. Oh well.]

Really? Good thing I have you. I almost went out. [He's..... going to keep a straight face...........]

[betmyarm]

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okay nope]

DAHAHAHA! What are you wearing?! You look ridiculous! Hahahahaa!

[4000excuses]

[Opening the door to his apartment and...

.......

What.]

...............what.

[gomugomunopwn]

...

What?

[He thought he made himself pretty clear there with the whole You Shall Not Leave thing.]

[4000excuses]

[Oh, did he not hear him? Maybe Japan should be a little more assertive...!! Or maybe he'll just keep staring for a minute.]

....What...are you doing?

[gomugomunopwn]

Stopping you from leaving! You didn't hear me?