I just now panicked. I typed in gandalf and my password and it wouldn't let me in. I thought WTF! Then I remembered my account is gondaft because someone else had used my name already. Then I thought "Duuuuuh! You're a damn wizard! You should've known that!!!!!" I think I'm losing my magic. I need a vacation I think. Can anybody offer a ( Read more... )

Isn't earworm what you call it when you can't get a song outta your mind ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen this site where Smeagol goes all Queen.  Now I'd like to see that.  *imagines Smeagol headbanging*

This was taken from r_cotton_gamgee and now I'm sorry that I did!

The chance of it happening is 93%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*remembers that dream involving the Balrog* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

How'd they know I look like that when I wake up?!!

Crap! I forgot this LJ is public. You'd think a wizard would know these things!

I'm feeling mischief afoot.  I mean even more than the usual.  I sense the presence of Saruman but I don't see him.  There is no one unusual in town...other than that traveling salesman, but he looks nothing like Saruman.  Yet there is something about him that gets my attention.  And don't say it is some of those items he carries around for sale ( Read more... )

O_O

Vulva Puppets?

Say it ain't so!

You know how sometimes you eat corn on the cob and then you get those things in your teeth. And you have to use your fingernail to try to get them out ( Read more... )

I must say, this Livejournal is overrun with suggestive language and innuendos and sexual references!  Egad!  I certainly don't know what all the fuss is about surrounding intimate sexual relations!

Give me a spell to cast anytime over sex!  So I've never experienced the latter and really have no personal knowledge of such matters...but how can it ( Read more... )