Well, my dearest darlings, the end is near and this is your last dance, this is your last chance under pressure to sample my wares. So, here is a little morsel to whet your appetite for the main course:

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary

No, no, that's not right.
Listen, my children, and you will hear, the midnight ride of
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My missive progresses, perhaps faster than I would have guessed. There is so much I wish I could impart to people about it but this is not the time yet. Still, it is a good tale about two boys and a girl and a green-eyed monster they must battle in order to find true happiness (or at least sexual ecstasy). Sounds tragic and yet, it ends well. ( Read more... )

pimp_my_3some has opened its illustrious doors and the japes and jeers have begun. I shall endeavour to teach at least of those out there that there is more to sexuality than just the male member, that women have their place (and what a place!) in the complicated pavanne of love. Even trolls are aware of the duality of the sexes which, I suppose, makes my ( Read more... )