*makes a tent on the lawn of the castle in Arthedain*

*sits outside of it in a bikini on a lawn chair and gets a tan*

*sells lemonade to passers-by*

:D

Hey, has anyone aside from me realized that this dude is really hot? Right, and he's leaving Gondor. So I, being the adventurous former princess that I am, shall do what any adventurous former princess would do.

Stalk him, of course.

*follows Artamir to Arthedain*

Dude. This is getting boring ( Read more... )

So. I'm still Queen. Rogue left, though. So I'm like... all alone. woeIt seems that the male population of The Republic Formerly Known As Rohan think that when I say "I'm the Queen, you bitches! Fear me!" it means "Come and get me, sweetcheeks!" This is uncool, as I've been accosted on the streets seventeen times this week by big horny blond guys ( Read more... )

So... This is Rohan? Well, it's very big. And grassy. And flat. Oooh and there's lots of ponies!

Right then. So like, people of Rohan, I'm taking over.

All hail to the Queen, baby.

Pssst, hey Rogue!

Hello hello hello.

I have a new mun. You probably won't ever see me or anything because she's a bum and she knows it, but that's life I guess.

Fired. Shafted. Booted the Hell Out. REJECTED BY MY OWN FATHER.

Not thanked for my tireless work maintaining his kingdom! Not congratulated on my good judgement in taking comand! Not appreciated for ANYTHING I have EVER done for the family.

Simply DIS-MISSED without a second thought.

.......

There will be a reconing.

HELLO ( Read more... )

My FaThEr HaTeS mE!!!!!!!

I AM GOING TO BECOME A JUVENILE DELINQUENT NOW OMG.

i dont know how but i will figure it out.... !!

maybe i should get knocked up by a mutant/shapeshifter/werewolf/rohirrim. that'd piss 'em off good, wouldn't it?