No, I don't have a keyhole tattooed on my back because I consider myself a wind-up doll.

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Pap tests are like the most intense date of your life - and if you're smart, you do it every year or two

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My GP couldn't stop speculating about the meaning of my tattoos. I was all, "Stick the metal thing in my vag and be done with it, already!"