I had the chance to share some genuine ancient Chinese wisdom with my work colleagues today, I think it's only fair that I share it with all of you too.

'I'd rather sprag on others, than have others sprag on me.'

Cao Cao (155-220) Chinese Military Leader and Dictator

I have to apologise for the long delay there has been since I last updated, I have being having many and various troubles with Roy-Bot. I asked him to hoover his room and it would appear that his shuffling about on the carpet built up a devilish amount of static electricity which overloaded his gyroscope. He now has the ability to walk up walls. ' ( Read more... )

Got a call from the Mayor today on the Roy-Bot-a-phone about two Dragons terrorising the city centre. Luckily I didn't have Roy-Bot destroy them as they turned out two be harmless baby dragons entertaining customers for a Chinese Restaurant.

My next door neighbor came round earlier today to say that he had spotted Roy-Bot on a street corner sniffing WD40 with Sawboss and T-Bot, I've been waiting for him to come home and explain but he's still out. He'd better have a damn good explanation for this or I wont get him that RAM upgrade he's been asking for.

I was discussing today with The Roy-Bot the possibility of a good American actor. Roy-Bot suggested Tom Hanks to which I disagreed forthwith, but after checking out his career I found that he has been in four good films. A prize for who can guess which ones they are.

I then gave Roy-Bot a sound thrashing for his impertinence. Damn Fool.

I have finished building my new brother, I have called him Roy-Bot, I was going to install a vocoder so he could be all like 'I am Roy-bot, die puny Earthlings' but looking at his face I don't believe he deserves one. It is a very stupid looking face, it's got one of those things on it like that woman had (You know the one with the hair that was on ( Read more... )

I am so very alone, it is bad thing to be so I have decided to make a brother. I will make him out of earwigs, monkey hats, chupa chups, rubbish things and exotic.