Would the friendlist please join me in singing the Date of Birth Song?

o/` Sweet, sweet The Cheat
today is the date on your fake ID
Now, get upstairs-unh!
And fix me some breakfast. o/`

Get out of here, Bubs. No one likes your style.

Happy The Cheatday, ilko_skevuld! Keep your mining helmet securely fastened!

*Strong Bad walks over to the Lappy and turns it on.*

So long as you don't look like Matthew Broderick or French Stewart, anyways. In that case, you should just go, go a-way.

( Dear Strong Bad, this is your final warning. )

So my new homey ultron_x made this offer:

Comment and I'll pick one or more of your interests to draw in MSPaint. You have zero control over which interest I pick or how much the drawing sucks (emphasis mine). Then you post this in your journal, with the drawing I made you.

The interest he picked for me was Rhino Feeder.

( And here's what he did with it. )

o/` 'Cause you don' really need me
You just keep me checkin' my email... o/`

( Final notice. )

*Strong Bad comes in and starts up his Lappy 486, continuing to rap as it boots.*

Bow wow wow yippie-yo yippie-yay, scroll buttons' definitely in the hay-ouse...

Bow wow wow, yippie-yo yippie-yay, a brand new computer for a brand new day...

a>strongbad_email.exe

Dear Strong Bad ( Read more... )

"So tell me, my little friend: What's the biggest lie you've ever told? And what were the—?"

Whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute, Diggy. I didn't answer that question for Roh and Ove, and I'm sure not gonna answer it for you.

"For who now?"

rohandove. Don't they send you emails with those questions ( Read more... )

[OOC note from aberranteyes: Strong Bad flatly refused to answer the first question in character — email, blackout sketch, monologue, you name it. This, presumably, surprises only those muns and pups who don't actually know him.]

What makes you feel vulnerable and what makes you feel invulnerable, and why?

If you asked Strong Bad, he would insist that ( Read more... )

o/` It's Strong Bad Email time! It's Strong Bad Email time! o/`

a>strongbad_email.exe

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Sincerely,
Benito Bozo

*shakes head sadly, sighs* There's always somebody who didn't get the memo.

DELETED!

Dear Strong Bad,
What happened the first time you got drunk?

Just wondering,
rohandove
Ah, yes ( Read more... )

a>strongbad_email.exe

Dear Strong Bad,
If you won the equivalent of $2,000, and had to spend it, what would you spend it on?
Just curious,
rohandove

Two thousand bucks? Aw man, you two, don't do this to a brother! That's just enough that you don't wanna say something like "Yeah, I'd blow it all on cold ones and Swiss cake rolls," but not enough ( Read more... )

[Edited 1:47 PM. Man, how do you get mouseover into underlined text on these things?]

( Where he's been. )