two major things have happened since the last time i've updated..

1. i got my hairs cut.

i know what you're thinking..maria, you hair was already short. well it's way shorter now my friends ( Read more... )

my cousin told me that my grandpa was in the restroom for an hour. supposedly, he fell asleep. my grandma was waiting for him to come out. she had to go pee, badly. she got tired of waiting, and went pee outside.

my grandma is a thug.

my cousin put a beach ball under her shirt.
"you got one big boob," said my other cousin.
"haha. like in that movie kow pung!!" i yelled.
"don't you mean kung pow?" they screamed correctively.

i'm dumb.

my cousins and i get cravings late at night for Jack in the Box. since only the drive-thru is open, we order and then head to in and out. everyone eating at In and Out stare at our Jack in the Box bag. it's so hilarious. this isn't the first time we do this.


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i just cried a river watching 7th Heaven.

laugh, if you must. but it was a sad episode.

my dad has this rule about being on the internet after ten. i don't know why, but it is not allowed. i questioned him about it. and his response was it's too late ( Read more... )

i hate summer!!!

and i live in california. i'm supposed to be having the time of my life.

my fish has had yet another near death experience.

my nephew decided to empty my father's beer into brody's tank. first, he fills it with a gazillion pieces of fish food. now, he's turning him into an alcoholic.

i wonder what he'll do next? hhmmmmmm.......

hah. school is finally done. i couldn't wait for this day to come, but now that it's here i don't want it anymore. i'm sad. i'm not going to get to see some of my friends for like three months. ahhhhh!!!


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one more miserable day to go...