I've done wrong
I've listened to the wrong advice
I saw something in you once
Now I see it ain't so nice
Trouble is, I believed in you
I was the one who was being fooled
But I won't let it be the same
I won't fall back into your little game of

Lies, that deceive
Your little lies, your little lies
I can't believe
Lies, won't retrieve
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HowManyOfMe.com
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I wonder if anything you have ever said to anyone was ever true...

Sucks to invest in a lie...

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Liz...just a fuckin reminder of how much I freakin love you....

"You have hamanegas well we have PIGACHICKENEESE!!!! And Alicia is a pigachickatight. Me, I am a pigachiclet. Yes I do enjoy honkasyphyloidarilla of the dook. That is the combination of the dook and the honkaduras. Although if you took the honkaduras and the mongosyphyloid you would ( Read more... )

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Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands

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Dear Alicia,
Here is your horoscope
for Sunday, June 1:

You can't shake the feeling that you had something valuable and then lost it. Try to calm down before you make some hasty decisions. The story isn't over yet.