Well i was thinking about stuff i wanted to do before i died and stuff i have already done
and i have figured this out

The greatest thing i have ever done
is jump down the stairs with a bowl a cereal and didnt spill a drop
and it think thats pretty great

Me talkin to josh i try and be nice.. haha

josh, sam says:
what r some good songs?
Shawn says:
have a nice day
josh, sam says:
is that country?
Shawn says:
its bon jovi
Shawn says:
jeezz
josh, sam says:
well i dont like bon jovi either
Shawn says:
well ur just a gay noob

AHA ya i no

today was good cause i kicked kyles ass on mairo kart dd
the teams
Shawn Jobe/Nathan Ryan VS Kyle matthews/Stephanie hillier

and we won hahahaha oh just another game im better at then u kyle

who do u think would win in a fight

Mr T or Russel crow

now think about it Russel crow he fights around the world but Mr T was on the A team and he was hulk hogan partner i think?

anyway think about it

ok guess what its been almost 3 months now so its about time for a new mario party yes thats right theres a new mario party and get this its name is mario party 7 u think after 7 games they would have either a better name or they would just stop makin them haha they cant be makin that much money off the same game 7 times in a row now the only ones ( Read more... )

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Ok so im thinkin since most people think im an ass im gonna go a full week seven days without makin fun of any one or doin anything asses at all its goin be hard anybody willin to place any bets or anythin cause ya no it will be a good way for somepeople to make somemoney chance i will make it 2/10 ( Read more... )

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Im in a good mood
and im thinking of buying a hat tomrrow
this weekend kicks ass
hahahaha i just farted