INTERNET PREDICTIONS OF THE FUTURE:

Piracy will become so prevalent that movie studios will just save money on distribution costs by giving the master prints to the pirates

INTERNET PREDICTIONS OF THE FUTURE:

Amazing discoveries allow exponential bandwidth increases, to the extent that people are soon able to download pornogrpahy before the women even have a chance to take their clothes off

INTERNET PREDICTIONS OF THE FUTURE:

Ebay will buy out Myspace, thus allowing emo whiners the ability to put their shitty poems on auction which promptly fail to attract any bids whatsoever, thus prompting even more crybaby poetry

Before the pansies made everyone change words to be more politically correct, the breaststroke used to be known by its classier, original name - the titrub

It's a little known fact, but if Commissioner Gordon throws on the batsignal upside down, Batman has to show up and do a handstand

Once I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up it was only a bag full of regular marshmallows that someone had left in place of my pillow

The thing about the Northern Hemisphere isn't that it's like 12 hours behind everything, it's the poisonous bees that they put in the tap water

Women think it's all romantic when you carry around a lock of their hair, but then they act all freaked out when you try and shave their heads. I mean, come on. Make your damn mind up already

I'm pretty sure every now and again Commissioner Gordon would throw on the Batsignal whenever a party was getting kinda dull

Sure, everyone laughs when some dude gets a viscious wedgie on national television. But do you know who doesn't find it funny? Jesus.

Cause he's seen it all before, and has become jaded and cynical.

Also Steve from accounts, as it brings back painful memories