Is your Kitty in heat?
Does your kitty rub its ass all up in yo' business, purring like a little bitch? WELL YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE IN LUCK!
From the the makers of "How to get that sandpaper tongue in you," "Kitty-poo Clean-Up," and "Lick My Hair-Balls" we present you with... (
Kitty Fucker Five-Thousand )