yo soy la kalle!!!!!

[goose_lives]

it's official, i'm going through a very serious reggaeton phase. i've already re-programmed No5 on my car radio to 105.9, replacing Free FM, which sucks and should be killed immediately. i basically just make noises that sound like whatever is in Spanish or grunted that i don't understand, lol...people love me. so thank you, Sarika, for ruining

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[curbhugger]

k. not sure what u mean by holier than shroud of turin or the sexually charged part of the entry but i do understand the ADD ridden plot because I had no idea what was going on AND i definitely understand hating keira knightly's existence because she is the most irritating broad ever. also she is not convincingly in love with will turner. about the only movie i could tolerate her in is bend it like beckam but even at that she was a whiney bloody bitch. <3 u. im going to call u as ur a must see even b4 pirates.

[goose_lives]

basically, the craig, krag, WHATEVUH, looked like a big STD-plagued vagina...with teeth. and tell me that when the aforementioned sea monster shot that milky white substance all over Jack's face you weren't more than a little uncomfortable being seated in a theatre full of eight year olds, lolll. i wanted to behead her during that sword-fighting threesome when she's screetching like a goon...or an Italian grandmother. we're definitely hanging out...i'll bring you and Linda some loving and baked goods one night!! much love darling :]

[silent_orange_]

oh w0rd son I'ma burn u a BARRIO FINO EN DIRECTO iigh itz madd guuddd
All you have to say is, "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah tengo reggaeTONNN." and you're good.

THIS WEEK, BEBE. SAVE A DAY FOR ME. I'LL TELL YOU A DEFINITE DAY TOMORROW.

[backbeatxrhythm]

::obligatory comment at the mention of my name::

LET'S MEET BY CHANCE AGAIN SOMETIME SOOOOOOOOOOON!