Fucking miaow.  That's fucking Elvish for meow.   And no, I'm not going to tell you where I learned that, so just sit and wonder.  I got fucking better things to do.  Ciao. That's Stoorish for fuck off already, if you really want to know.  

Awww fuck! It's starting to rain just when I wanted to go take a walk and beat up the fucking cat down the block! I hate the fucking rain! Oh well, better go back inside before I get fucking wet. Geez, all of a sudden, I don't feel so well . . . .

. . . FUCK! Isn't ANYBODY gonna have a wake? I'm ready for some party food!

Leave me the fuck alone! I've only gotten 18 hours sleep today and I'm fucking cranky, so piss off! Hmmm, what's on the tele?