I saw that somewhere and decided that shit was not a perfect analogy for my life right now... but a clever one ( Read more... )

a lesbian tells you that she'd turn straight for you...
and that you should promptly turn her straight.

:)

such is my life.

Dirty Pirate Hookers!
More at 11:00.

Capricorn ( Read more... )

this has nothing to do with how i feel or anything right now ( Read more... )

there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed ( Read more... )

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ahhhh... it feels good to not have to be anywhere.
(except work. :^p )

there would be something there to stir it all up again ( Read more... )

Soo... i was in wal-mart today ( Read more... )

Just Kidding ( Read more... )

"What She Tells Me ( Read more... )