livejournal has become something like a tv show that i grew up with, but barely remember and don't think about very often. that said, i'm really glad it's still here ( Read more... )

I can't imagine being alone.

So I know how much you all adore and can't wait for my next mildly well-written film review.  Now, thanks to the beauty of the intronet, you can just head over to Wertz of Wisdom!  My new film blog!  Go ahead and sign up for email updates and you'll know exactly when I'm droppin' knowledge from my brain grapes!  Sweet.

I love Zooey Deschanel. I think she's adorable and it's a point of contention in my current relationship. I was thusly disappointed by the character she plays in 500 Days of Summer...no, not disappointed, that's not right. I hated her character and I hated this movie. Here's the long and short ( Read more... )

I'd like to think I have a rep for trying to write organized and thoughtful film reviews, and more often than not, I do so in cases when I'm moved enough by a movie that I feel the need to respond, or likewise, when a film is so much in the mainstream that people can't NOT talk about it. That said, this review will be neither organized or ( Read more... )

i did it again ya'll! hilarious internet vid from the Jokewood Komedy Sketch Krew! watch it and let me know what you think! and if you don't mind, vote "funny ( Read more... )

hey guys. here's a video i made. enjoy it. and if you like it enough, PLEASE pass it along to other people who like funny.

As one of the NFL’s best pass rushers of his generation, the Colts’ Dwight Freeney believes that he is held by opposing pass blockers “every single damn play.” Let that serve as a backdrop to the utter disgust the Pro Bowl defensive end displayed as we walked to Indy’s team bus outside Qualcomm on Saturday night over the trio of penalties called ( Read more... )

I moved in with my girlfriend in 2008.  Holy shit ya'll.  That's a big one.  We talked about babies and the future and our past and our future some more.  She left me for another country and it was the longest month of the year.  I made her dinners and we bought new bedding.  I'm still very much in love.

I gave myself and my own future a lot of ( Read more... )

what percentage of people with blogs quietly but desperately just want to be paid for their opinions?  what percentage of people in general?  criticism is so fucking subjective and once you find that you can put words together with some manner of elegance or aestheticism it almost seems the only good option.  just hurry up and pay me for the shit ( Read more... )