Hello again after 17 years. Where did we go? Some of us died. Some of us plowed ahead. I'm still here, with a cold beer and a head full of magic. They tried to bring me down, and mostly failed. I ride high above their worries and cultural garbage that tries to grab you by the ankle and drag you down into that horrible slime called mainstream ( Read more... )

The Buddha said that life sucks and that wanting it better means making it worse. If I wanted life to be worse, would it upset the moose when things got better? Of course it wood Gorilla - unless - unless Gorillamoose surrenders to life. Ok life, Gorilla's going to breathe and pound his chest. You can't be stopped. You breathe down my hairy ( Read more... )

Jesus was a communist. And God didn't pick George W for president. That was Satan's doing. Satan is tricky like that.

What does a wolf, A brown bear and her cub, and a school of fish have to tell me? The bear charged and I fell face first to the ground. She stood above me and I looked up at her, she pointed to a direction. I believe it was South-West. I understood that I should go there. And not go where I was heading when she charged. The wolf of multi- ( Read more... )

I lost my virginity last night. I thought I would be nervous but I wasn't. It felt great.

Last night I dreamt I was at church. The choir was singing and I had to pee so I left and in the bathroom I ran into Dave Chapelle. He was towling off. He invited me to his room and I wondered why he was staying in a church. In his room I asked him for a smoke. He said he didn't have any but I saw a box of camels on the table. I took one and ( Read more... )

Now that my face has recovered I feel better. Though I wonder what it means. Maybe my face is struggling with change. But the old face was fine, I don't see why I'd have to grow a new one now. Maybe God doesn't like my face and He is trying to explode it. Or maybe I snorted the devil and he was trying to escape.

Last night I dreamt that my face was exploding.

I've never seen a sandwitch I didn't like. I mean, they're so compatible. I like to eat them in the car, I like to eat them in the park, I'll eat them anywhere. I even eat a sandwitch in the bathtub sometimes. I like bubbles in my bath, but not so many that they pop and fizz in my ears or soak my sammy. It's hard to eat a sammy in the tub and ( Read more... )