I almost forgot my password for LiveJournal....

I'm sorry Gormula. You know I still love you. But I have a domain now and she has way bigger boobs than you.

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Joe, why do you keep updating your livejournal ( Read more... )

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1. Mindlessly whoring new web page ( Read more... )

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Somebody call Don Henley, I woke up this morning to find a bunch of dirty laundry in my El Jay ( Read more... )

So I cleared my head today. I needed a huge dose of stupid crap that doesn't matter. So what better place to find it than www.ytmnd.com ( Read more... )

WARNING. THE FOLLOWING IS PRETTY MUCH A SERIOUS POST AND YOU SHOULDN'T READ ON IF YOU WERE EXPECTING STORIES OF FALSE CELEBRITY ENCOUNTERS, FANTASIES INVOLVING GANG MEMBERS OR THE EXACT MEASUREMENTS OF MY PENIS. (2 feet ( Read more... )

Back in the 80’s there was this commercial on MTV advertising, well, MTV itself. An elderly lady was sitting in her recliner and watching polka or something equally lame when her hip Grandson walks in and changes the channel to MTV. This causes a guy in bright spandex with hair to the ceiling and half a pair of dangling gold earrings to burst forth ( Read more... )