Comments | gormula: Dude, Don't be a DK.

gormula

Dude, Don't be a DK.

Jul 29, 2005 03:05

Can someone explain to me what it is about my car that makes delinquents go “Wow, let’s fuck THAT guy’s car up ( Read more... )

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kingdodongo July 29 2005, 03:43:58 UTC

WE ARE THE BUTT

FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

hewhohates July 29 2005, 12:45:36 UTC

YOS

bitterbuffalo July 29 2005, 09:28:04 UTC

maybe the culprit is a gang of 13-year-old girls who have really really big crushes on suuuuuuupper cute (kuh-yoooooooot!!!) boys, and they call themselves the "Dimple Kissers," and the only way they know how to act out their tween sexual frustration (when the daisy chains just don't get the job done some nights) is to vandalize the property of boys they've been fingering their buttholes to lately. You're their latest victim, dimple-boy.

and: no, i am not the theif. though, not for lack of trying. it's just that i pee my pants out of fright everytime i get close to your car and remember the abuse you put me through in that thing for all of those years. you're a monster, you know that, right?

gormula July 29 2005, 10:26:35 UTC

"Tween Sexual Frustration"

bitterbuffalo July 30 2005, 02:14:17 UTC

it's an epidemic. most boys and girls at that age suffer from it.

unless you're you, Joseph Strauch, who at the tender age of 14, lost his virginity to his babysitter (why did you still have a babysitter at 14? because you're a girl), thereby eliminating the possibility of having any of the aforementioned TSF.

gormula July 31 2005, 04:43:36 UTC

Girl nothin! Were YOU up to your neck in babysitter poon at 14?

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klainmeister July 29 2005, 11:00:03 UTC

Gah, this is the last thing i read before i meet conlan is Paris.

You son of a bitch Joe.

anonymous July 29 2005, 15:11:59 UTC

That sort of event is called "The Joust"

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Candidate for Pimp My Ride! _coraline July 29 2005, 16:44:31 UTC

hahahahha wow, thats awesome. DK... is it in bright red???

I seriously think you need to send your shit into MTV. X to the Z..would laugh his ass off and surely install some tight new sound system. He might even personalize some type of sercurity system that tells those little shits to back off..you know in some type of jolly diddy. Think about it. I think you have a really good chance. You could get some serious exposure for Stown. Do it.

Re: Candidate for Pimp My Ride! bitterbuffalo July 30 2005, 02:16:23 UTC

except for the fact that joe lives in SALEM, OREGON, while X to the Z (uh-AAHHHH!!) and the boyz at West Coast Customs are in.... (checking the website to confirm suspicion)... Los Angeles, California.

Re: Candidate for Pimp My Ride! anonymous July 30 2005, 18:20:13 UTC

You can send in a video to MTV. they have ways around this....its FUCKIN MTV.

anonymous July 30 2005, 23:54:37 UTC

after reading your livejournal, i can come to but one conclusion. joe must smoke crack.