Feeling that you're hair is lacking?

[gorthaticus]

Then you need Pantene's new hair conditioner Ice Shine!  Guaranteed to spice up your life;  you'll never have a dull moment with Ice shine.  Each and every rinse will give your hair the body and shine of a newly waxed car full of delectable candy!  Each drop of Ice Shine is infused with only the latest isotopes and radioactive materials to give

Comments

[silentsorrow1]

That made very little sense. Sounds like you need a vacation. I'd offer up here but it's not particularly warm.

Apple Pie

[mutantninjasam]

Lets go get some pie together Matt!!!

Pantine

[ladyofsaturn]

You know, I saw that stuff in the store and put it directly back. It looked scary... and somehow it's packaging looks no different than the other six types of shampoo/conditioner they have out.

[kilarneyblarney]

Ironically I actually did buy a bottle of that conditioner yesterday.

You want to talk, you seem rather disconcerted.

Assistant Manager!

[callmeanne]

Hey your assistant manager now? That's freaking awesome Congratulations!!! I know you really wanted that, you worked hard for it so you deserve it......we need to hang out sometime I havent seen you in a while...and that makes me kinda misty eyed. Anyway congrats on your promotion that's frikin' sweet!