I said no more moneys, but I didn't say I'd never put anything in here again. Besides, I feel like I should update about the last four years for the sake of posterity. But, for the sake of nostalgia (and also because my attention span has not significantly improved), I'm putting it in numbered list form ( Read more... )

Dear Russians,

Thanks for the memories. No more moneys for you. Ever.

Dear Eljay peeps (if any of you are left),

I'm on tumblr and insanejournal these days.

1. I should have mentioned this earlier, but we got a kitten like a week or two ago. Impulse kitten but at least our house is equipped for cats and we are both already cat people. Her name is Phoebe and she is a CHARMING little shit and we love her. She is in my lap cleaning her paws RITE NAO.


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WHY YES, I LOVE SITTING AROUND AT 3:30, AWAKE, WHILE MY WRIST THROBS FROM CARPAL TUNNEL AND MY SINUSES TRY TO MURDER ME.

This is almost as good as the KIDNEY STONE I had a month ago.

BODY. 26. NOT 46. PLEASE.

ETA: Using my tags, I have noticed a direct correlation between needing to dye my hair and being ill. Obv bleach kills germs.

BACK FROM AMERICA, plus a lot of bras, two wedding dresses, and swollen feet, as well as a renewed sense of optimism. ALSO REMEMBERING ONCE AGAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIANS, ETC, which is not to say I'm not fond of more than a few Americans, but I feel about 8000% more at home here than I ever did in the States ( Read more... )

So Bri is at some sort of work retreat thingy whatever, and it's the first time she's not IN CONTACT WITH ME FAIRLY CONSTANTLY for, IDK, a year, and I'm sitting around the house like a pathetic person moping for her to come back even though we spent an hour on the phone earlier ( Read more... )

Going back and tagging my LJ entries is an adventure in emotional vomit that I would like to never undertake again. I was going to say I have no idea why I'm doing it, but I know EXACTLY why I'm doing it: after 2 AM, I lose the coherency to do much else ( Read more... )

VISA ACHIEVED MOTHERFUCKERS

PROVISIONAL RESIDENT which is like a step up from temporary resident

HUZZAH

ASDF I. WISH. I. COULD. WRITE. WHAT. I. WANT. TO. WRITE. RIGHT. NOW.

Next week, though, but for now, enjoy a keysmash summarising my feelings:

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And then I saw that you were a fan of Dragon Ball Z, and any respect I had for your overwhelmingly negative opinions on -everything- went down the toilet.

The end.

PS- Never Forgetsy, a 9/11 special on Regretsy.

Because it's that time of the month year again ( Read more... )