Dear Eljay...

[gorynna]

Am I a total loser if I use my birthday money to buy myself a bat'leth?

Love, Legs

Comments

[desp_houseboy]

Course not. Buy it!

And I don't think it's that hard to get a permit for a blade like that. If you even need one at all! It's more of an issue if younger people want to buy it.

[patagonicus]

Why do I have a creepy feeling that you're going to start start strapping plastic phasers to your belt and asking people to call you "Commander" soon?

[gorynna]

Worry more about me gluing latex to my forehead and asking people to call me "bekk"

[hyber]

I have the charming mental image of you gluing a dental dam to your face.