This is a general contact post for the Middleman. If you're interested in plotting or RPing with him, this is the place to start ( Read more... )

You've reached Jolly Fats Wehawkin Employment Agency.

[The speaker is the Middleman's android assistant, Ida, and, judging by the tone of her voice, she is less than happy about having to record the message.]

Leave a message and someone will get back to you.

[It will probably be her. It's always her.]

Darn it, Miss Mun! You don't have time for this and neither do I.

Didn't anyone ever tell you that comic book evil never sleeps? The last thing I need is to be trapped in one of your 'games' while a ten foot high genetically engineered slime creature with poisonous tentacles terrorizes the city.

And don't take that as a suggestion.