Old couples

[gosmartygo]

I hate seeing old couples, so much. It makes me so unenthusiastic about the future, and makes me afraid that I will inevitably fall out of love one day, but stay with my husband just because I don't have any other options because of how old and corroded I have become. I feel like I always see old couples at restaurants, DINERS IN PARTICULAR, who

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[theivorytower]

Oh god have you really not seen old people in love?! It's fucking gross.

There was this old couple who would get their hair done at beauty school (duh) and they were so gross. She was like... Really old, in a wheel chair, didn't really talk, and he obviously cares greatly for her. He would get his quick haircut and lovingly watch her while she sat there forever getting all her hairs permed. He would always hold her hand and kiss her and tell her how beautiful she was. And she was old and gross. One time in the middle of getting her hair wrapped she started screaming that she was hungry, so he went out and got her a burger from McDonald's and she ate it when the fart juice was all over her head. I'm pretty sure it dripped on her burger while she ate it. And then she had burger and perm on her face and he kissed her!!!! Gross!!!!

[gosmartygo]

Christfucker. That's actually even worse. What the hell? That's so grim and disgusting. Beauty schools are such festering shitholes of despair.