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in light of the two week/month old baby who was nicked from her bath and then raped ( Read more... )

apart from a handful of you, all girls are socially inept [neeks].

your not funny.

your annoying.

you cant do half the things we can do, as good.

we just tolerate you.

is it morally wrong to pressure people into losing their virginities by publically advertising phrases like

'the seventeen year old virgin'

or

'BIG UP THE CHASTITY CREW'

?

my life is a parody of your own

happy birthday oska

actually, the real truth, is that amy, the 24 year old canadian, drugged him with K, and continued further to rape him.

Matthew Greer, since you did not lose your virginity in a eligible way, you are no longer welcome in the prestigous V-loser club,

you are confined to the ARTMV (a rapist took my virginity) club

V-losers tabloid papers present:

OSKA IS OLD NEWS...

MATTHEW GREER HAS LOST HIS VIRGINITY...

'fuck, rah man, i went to frog and got absolutely wasted and met this girl who gave me ketamine and then i went home with her'

Last night Matthew Greer lost his virginity, picking up a 24 year old GIRL at frog. Having failed to ejaculate at 4.30, the couple ( Read more... )

its oska janson[formervirgingirlfriendoncontraception]'s birthday in 5 days.

on the 9th of january. where he will be 17. but there is no rush to lose his virginity, because he has sex.

OSKA JANSON IS ON SEX