BBQ Moose

[lonewolfalpha77]

*I walk up to the Blues with a hammer in one hand and some signs under my other arm. Selecting one of them, I hammer it into the ground where people arriving can see it, it reads;
battleelk fundraiser this way, with a large arrow below the words pointing towards the ball diamond.*

Comments

[kigaeno]

: falls out of a gate he opened to high and thumps onto the ground at your feet facing upward, taking a moment to wonder if he should wait and see if anyone else uses the gate and falls on him :
: pulls himself up on his light staff and stares at you blankly :

I would volunteer to be shot too, but shooting someone that won't die or feel pain from it probably wouldn't be any fun. So how does this work?

[lonewolfalpha77]

The moose "volunteers" are in that box over there and the barbeque is set up over there. It is very simple once we begin, you give me money, we let a moose out, close the door behind it and you shoot it, then battleelk cooks it for you.
*Rubbing my hands together evily.*
We'll just wait for a few more to arrive before getting started.

[kigaeno]

Am I allowed to resurrect and kill my moose repeatedly for the price of just the one moose?

[lonewolfalpha77]

Hey, after you pay for it that is all up to you, but all video footage is private property.
*This is realy going to be fun.*

[doug_fin]

I may as well be here since there's nothing better to do. Not like killing these things is anything new to me.

[power_wench]

No, I imagine not...

[lonewolfalpha77]

C'mon Doug, people still need to drink you know and who better to serve them?

[doug_fin]

What? I'm not invited? Let me kill one and I'll go back.

[clairecleyra]

*glee*
I want to shoot one too! I've never shot a gun before ever!
*looks around for guns to haphazardly grab at*

[lonewolfalpha77]

Well, grab a seat at the ball diamond, things are going to get started right away.

[clairecleyra]

A seat! I wanna gun! Yay!
*sits and rocks back and forth jittery*
What are we shooting at?

[lonewolfalpha77]

battleelk clones.

[madam_pegasus]

*enters in with some spices, gasoline, and some OFF* Sorry I'm late. Hope no one has started the BBQ yet. I've brought some spices to go with the taste and some gasoline to help start the fire. The OFF basically means no bugs. Anyway I also brought some wine.

[lonewolfalpha77]

Hey, good to have you back Nemesis. Hasn't started yet, we're waiting for the guest of honor, but the "volunteers" have arrived and are secured for now.

[madam_pegasus]

It's good to be here. *smiles*

[lonewolfalpha77]

Ready to contribute to the show?
*I indicate the large box and the mayhem that is going on around us.*

[clairecleyra]

I'm next give me a gun! I gots monies!
*throws money gleefully and reaches for the biggest gun she sees that would probably launch her half way across the compound were she to try to shoot it*

[lonewolfalpha77]

*The money disapears and a moose steps out.*
Um, you may want to hold that with both hands, it is kinda experimental still.....

[clairecleyra]

*glee*
*aims it very very carefully*
*fires, misses, and flies back into you dropping the gun*
You caught me! My hero!

[lonewolfalpha77]

Um, not realy.
*Watching as a tree is reduced to dust by hungry nanites and the moose starts to reach for it's blind fold.*
Here, try again.
*I hand her an uzi.*