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[battleelk]

The campaign drive was a success, and I didn't even have to give a speech! Mwahaha
Moose burgers for everyone!
raises his chef's knife and brandishes it
Its only free if you shot a moose and contributed, otherwise I willlll make you paaay.

Comments

[bamfs]

Pay?
We gotta pay for dis?
*huddle* I think I've got 50 cents....

[battleelk]

You should have shot a moose, now shouldn't you have?
Burgers are $5, no negotiating.

[bamfs]

Shoot? We don't even have guns!

[battleelk]

Guns were provided, as well as hot babes.

[madam_pegasus]

If you make them bloody and tender then I'll buy 2.

[logan_the_daddy]

*grunts* Vamp?

[madam_pegasus]

*looks over and smiles* Yes I am. *looks at your claws* Wow I love how you keep your claws clean.

[logan_the_daddy]

*looks down and realizes they were still out* Whoops, must've had a few more beers than planned. *Retracts claws and smiles at you*

So, ya like 'em tender?

[logan_the_daddy]

Huh, I'd like t' see ya try n' make me pay bub.

[battleelk]

I'm sure the owners who sponsered my event would be just charmed if you didn't.
narrows eyes
or have you incinerated by the bouncer, one or the other.

[logan_the_daddy]

*laughs* Nothin' doin' bub, jus' makin' small chat.

[battleelk]

If you want to show off, you'll have to be here to kill some of them next time.