"I was going to ask you something, but I forgot what it was. It was something about retarded people." -Charlie

it's entirely possible that I have 2 metric tons of quotes to put up here...

"You can use my butt anytime." -Rees ( Read more... )

"I think you should make a list of things not to do before you die. It's much easier to fulfil." -Steven

"This device has unlimited potential for fun!" - Steven

"And I was like, 'you could have told me that five fucks ago'" -Laura

"I think if you actually move the tongue around, you can change the tone to make it sound more retarded." -Charlie

"I'm more Jew than you. That's my motto." -Morgan

"You could really do 'suck anything'" -Morgan

"I hate swampass." -Colleen

"There's an air conditioner under your anus, cools you down real quick." -Morgan

"Cause you're drinking, and you're in warm water. I was peeing, I'm sure." -Morgan

"I said no. I said dickcream would be a bad idea, but you don't listen to me, no, you just had to go see a penis flopping around." -Thomas

"And they'd arrest him, cause he's on crack." -Sarah's Mom ( Read more... )

"I gotta start sleeping downstairs. Keep Chris humpany." -Rees

"Oooh, a threesome!" -Farhana

"I lost my drinking buddies to drugs tonight." -Michael

"How long are you going to stand there and pump your Pepe?" -Michael

"And they all have one thing in common: Mike wants to shag them." -Bob

"Karl Malone love going to the pool. Karl Malone wife look damn good in a bathing suit. Make Karl Malone wanna go home and have sex with Karl Malone wife." -Chris

"Go hump a boy." -Rees