Comment fic meme
Some members liked the idea of having a kink meme/comment fic meme on got_exchange, especially since the other ASOIAF/GoT kink memes are fairly dead at the moment. (It's only posted on the mod account journal because I don't want anonymous comments on the exchange comm.)
A couple of rules before we start:
- please include the pairing/character (and maybe a short ( Read more... )
A couple of rules before we start:
- please include the pairing/character (and maybe a short ( Read more... )
Selyse can’t stop thinking about the wedding.
She turns in her bed, over and over again, trying to just sleep, but it’s all for naught. As ill-advised as the choice for the groom was, she can’t help thinking that it had been far happier than her own. In the day she might talk about trying to convince Stannis to marry again in R’hollor’s fire, but in the night it’s harder to believe it. Deep down, she knows that it would be no different. Lord of Light or not, it wouldn’t be different than it had been when they first married.
It’s the envy that prevents her from sleeping. The girl surely didn’t look as if she utterly disliked her lord husband, and said lord husband looked indeed pleased with his lady wife. Stannis had looked as if he was performing some duty and hadn’t even had the grace to hide it. One would think that a lord would have more sense than some wildling ( ... )
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“The crow was shocked that we don’t know what a bastard is. So what?”
“But why me?” she hisses, realizing that she can’t beat that kind of logic.
“M’lady,” he replies, still chuckling on his own words, as if he finds such an endearment absolutely hilarious, “why do you think a man goes through the trouble o’ stealing a woman? And it’s not like you’ve refused me straight until now.”
He laughs again, in a strange, good-natured way that Selyse hasn’t heard in a long time, and - well. Stannis never laughs. Anyone would feel just slightly fascinated.
Not to mention that Tormund - well - up close… he doesn’t look horrible. He’s strong, no doubt, and he isn’t very tall, but it’s not as if she’s either, and his body doesn’t feel totally disgusting, now that it’s pressed up against her night gown…
It’s different.
R’hollor help her, it might even feel exciting“And in order to… steal me you should drag me out of here?” she asks, her voice thin ( ... )
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And Stannis' reaction... just ROFL.
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and since he's a wildling he isn't hung up on idiotic social customs, which makes him automatically winning material. And I think that Stannis wouldn't even mind feeling emasculated - heck, now he can go on that boat trip with Davos he never allowed himself to consider in reality! ;)
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Jon is such a scheming little bitch
TOTALLY. ;) and lol at that comment in ADWD I snorted all over. Which is why I totally see him going out of his way to shut Selyse up. (And seriously if I hadn't wanted to strangle Selyse before, in ADWD I totally would have. Tormund really needs to steal her and make us all happy.)
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