[Shego is sitting at her desk. There is a turtle hanging out on said desk about the side of her fist. What of it.]

Hey. Barge.

While we're apparently on Survey Week, what's your favorite color?

I would also accept your favorite theme park ride.

[Private to Kirk]

Psst. Cap'n.

Are you so deep in your pit of moping that you can't hear me?

[The video function switches on and a very curious Shego leans forward and prods the camera lens lightly. Only this isn't Shego, it's somebody with a completely different demeanour and set of mannerisms who just happens to be borrowing her body.  Satisfied that whatever this thing is meant to be doing, it's doing it, she smiles and leans back.  ( Read more... )

So is there anybody left on board who isn't gonna try to teach me a valuable moral lesson?

[OOC: This is the last of the interpersonal drama spam from me today I promise :|]

( Spam for Tim )

Okay, Barge. Have we come back to our collective senses? I don't care what month it is, this much jolliness has been freaking intolerable.

Geez, I had no idea so many people could be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Private to Rex]

Particularly you. Back in business?

( [Private to Santa] )

I am blue red brown spotted stripy people-colored pink taupe unattractive

Aaargh!

This is the Barge. Everybody lies all the time anyway. This shouldn't be such a freaking pain.

I don't even know what taupe looks like.

[Filtered to friends. If your relationship with Shego isn't actively antagonistic, you're on here. So's Kirk. :V ]

I'm fine.

[...]

Hate to say it, but the Time Nerd's got a point.  I don't think Joker really gets retributive justice, so if anybody's thinking about it?  Don't do anything to him on my account.  Seriously, I hate to be here discouraging ( Read more... )

Hey guys!  Anybody who feels like mentioning my previous post, any comments to that post, or my former career? Here's a tip.

Don't.

I'm pretty sure the whole point of that flood is that I am not that person any more.

[Private to Tim]

You are an exception to the above solely because kicking your ass would be counterproductive, but if you think I am ( Read more... )

[Shego is about 4/5 years younger and more outwardly professional. Aaaand she's still in the villain suit, except right now it's a hero suit. She's also wearing a black domino mask over her eyes, for what good it might do a green woman.]

Whoever's keeping me and the others here against our will? You are going to pay for this.

Everybody else who's ( Read more... )

[She sounds pretty much delirious. Yay death toll.]

Hey, Jimmy. Lights're back on. You can come back from whatever lame space vacation you're on now, princess.

[Some muttering here about how Kirk sucks and how his timing sucks.]

Comrade, you okay? You always die when stuff happens. Parker?

[Long pause.]

Oh.  Hey.  General FYI: everybody who went ( Read more... )