You know what Dan isn't good at?

Cooking. He can set water on fire. And since Clockwork is too busy at doing Master of Time things most of the time, I end up cooking mostly ( Read more... )

See, I found this story. It's creepy and amazing.

Go here to start reading ( Read more... )

((continued from here. There will be hot sweaty mansex. You have been warned.))

Freakshow didn't take off his pants. There was no point.

Then he had an idea. A wonderful, evil idea.

How fast could he get his wings open?

Freakshow was dreaming. He was quite sure of this, because he hadn't been small enough the the animal cages towered over him for years and years, and he had his wings ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back. I know I was only gone for a month, but it felt a lot longer ( Read more... )

((Continued from here because this is sooooooo not going to be worksafe.))

The thing about being carried to bed by Dan, aside from the fact that he was being carried to bed by Dan, was that he had a really good view of Dan's butt.

Which he, accordingly, pinched.

I've hit a point in my life where I need to get away from the norm and go do something ( Read more... )

Hm, haven't updated here in a while.
Just decided to do so to cure my boredom for a few seconds.
Uhm......Yep.

I can't wait for your birthday, Dan.
I have a surprise x3
Oh, and what are all the dinosaurs you haven't got plusheis of that you wanted plushies of? List all of them, not just the ones you want most, dork. xP

Freakshow padded through the lair softly, making sure not to wake anyone up.

Dear Clockwork,

He held a small piece of paper in his hand, making sure not to crumple it much, if at all, and held a flame in the other as to light his way.

I know that many material things do not matter to you, and that, no matter what I get, it's really the thought ( Read more... )