A few things I never want to hear out of my 62 year old Italian Grandmother's mouth EVER again:

-the word "fornication" (i.e. "lots and lots of fornication")

-"I don't just want sex. I want lots of sex."

-"Not just sex; good sex."

-"I want a man who knows how to pleasure me."

Someone with a fuckin gun shoot me...

I miss my laptop...

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ATTENTION:

Lara's last protected post is utter shit. Preston hacked her account, changed her password, and posted this lie because he is a pissy little shit with no feelings and a spiteful vindictive ugly heart.

Preston Riley Waites works at Brown Jug on Muldoon. Lara gives ffull permission for anyone to "have at him."

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This is a link to a sight where you can see my sister proposing to her girlfriend. Makes me tear happily everytime I see it.

http://www.phillygaycalendar.com/pages/video.php?id=20

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