I've moved.

Now I'm not gay, but I find infinite humorous possibilities in implying that others are.

This is the entry in which I post all the homo erotic fan fiction that I've secretly written about my favourite LiveJournal goers.

( Ruxpin_Exe - feat BellWag )

MeWith the next US presidential election just around the corner, and the same amount of people who actually vote is about the same chance of me running as a foreign born US citizen, this entry could quite possibly be the most important thing to ever occur in the LiveJournal world. Certainly, your faith in me as a candidate would be well placed, and ( Read more... )

I don't know about anybody else, but when I'm walking through the city centre, looking for some cool shit to spend my surplus cash on, in order that I can do my bit to help the country out of economic gloom, I want to do so with minimum interruption and little or no human contact ( Read more... )

I had to go to court today, charged with breaking one of the many ridiculous laws enforced here in the land of the free. I knew some of the judges presiding on the court, and I got the play by play of their deliberations. Apparently, the only reason I was found innocent was because of my cross-breed Australian/English accent, and my use of foreign ( Read more... )

Certain people are whining that my entrys are too "long winded" and "uninteresting". Well, this entry is for you. It is a entry of what I did yesterday ( Read more... )

Criminal Suicide ( Read more... )

Today I woke up at 12:01pm. I know that, because I specifically remember being wide awake the moment my eyes opened, and I stared so strongly at the alarm clock that its digital display was burnt into my retina. Jumping up out of bed, I ran off and made myself a cup of tea, using four teabags and a huge mug ( Read more... )

The other day I woke up, as I sometimes do in the morning. After doing my normal morning things (showering, brushing teeth, sending death threats to Pat Sajack, etc.) I stepped out onto my balcony to see if I was going to need to put on a warmer suit of chainmail. There are certain things I expect to see when I'm standing on my balcony such as ( Read more... )

This is an exert from my diary, starting from the day before I was born until two days afterwoulds. It is a riveting tale, as you will surely see ( Read more... )